Warm Thoughts on a Cold Day

We got a cold day!!! The weather community is so excited because the predicted sub zero temperature came true.  Living here my whole life, I have clung on the weather report for dear life-
will we have school tomorrow?  how is it going to be when we finally get a week at the beach? where the fuck am I going to put 30 people if it rains? Those questions are usually answered with - brush 'just enough snow so I can see" off the car and get to work,  it's not too c-c-c-cold to go in the w-w-w-water and well we can eat in shifts - just clear off my bed and enjoy the pasta salad. 
But this time, we got our cold day and better yet, they announced it the afternoon before!  I do have to admit, I kind of missed the alphabet countdown of schools where we land somewhere between Jollytime Day Care and King of Everything Holy Church!  So as I sit with my coffee- still in my Christmas mug.  I get a chance to review the year that was and look to the year ahead. 

This past year was an emotional one, as I married off my baby girl.  It made me think my life (of course, it's all about me) and where I fit into my own world.  I have been feeling a little schitzo lately and by lately I mean about 50 years.  Speaking of 50 years,  I am a couple years away from a big scary number...I dare say I am pushing it- in more ways than one, but more on that later.
The planning of the shower and wedding was so enjoyable.  There were minimal eye rolls, at least the ones I saw... there were things I might have done differently, but she was smart and didn't buy into the trends of the dreaded Pintrest and social media pressures of having the most unique hashtagged wedding EV-ER.  I felt such a part of the process, right there with the bachelorette partiers and the mani - pedis!  I felt so cool and carefree- I had a fancy dress on, it was awesome!! I'm young...I'm young- I thought- but nothing brings you back to reality like writing a big ass check for the balance of the wedding- I'm the mom...I'm the mom...and I have signifacantly less money!
Okay, so I can be a little of both- I think most people in my age group feel that way.  I can't believe we are as old as we are.... seeing your kids grow up and get married and have kids-  when did this happen? Wasn't it just yesterday I was screaming my head off at a Bruce Springsteen concert.
Oh wait - that was just yesterday.

A few months ago I saw my favorite, not once but twice....thanks to my sister in law/ partner in all things Bruce! We saw him at a benefit concert and then traveled to NYC  to see him on Broadway.  My loyal followers know I heart NY and know my way around a bit. I was taken to task because my partner did not.  So I had do my best Dora the Explorer armed with  Google Maps and remembered the streets go one way the avenues go the other. I was able to maneuver us around the city like a boss ( pun intended).  I found the theater, gluten free restaurants, Penn Station and all this from the girl that still gets turned around in mall.  I'm a grown up I'm a grown up!  Cut to the scene out side the theater waiting/ not stalking  for a glimpse of my idol. There he is - he waved at me I know he did OMGEEEEEE !!!!  So much for being a grown up.  See what I mean schit-zo!!!

The day before my daughter got married she said she had a gift for me.  I said - I don't want or need a gift ( lying - I love gifts but did not feel it necessary).  She handed me an envelope which stated that we were going to Disney World in December to see the Christmas light.  WHAT?  Um, OKAY!
We were just there last summer with the whole family and I got to see my grandchildren experience Disney, something I was never able to do for my own kids. So now we were going, just the two of us. I have been a huge Disney fan since Dumbo's mom cradled him with her trunk to the tune of Baby Mine- thanks a lot Walt- you have been making me cry for decades.  This trip was no different.  My daughter lost count of the time I would burst into tears- when we saw the castle all lit up, when we saw the castle during the day, when we saw Mickey at breakfast, when we saw the fireworks ...anytime they played When You Wish Upon a Star.....which was a lot.  The cry count was only rivaled by the number of times I said..."Where's my Phone"....which was a lot.  She led us around the parks with me in my Minnie Mouse ears and we had, dare I say...a magical time!
Then we had to go tho the airport...(insert ominous music chord). To say my daughter is a bad flyer- is well an understatement...think of the airport scene in Rain Man. Well , maybe not that bad - but at one point I felt like I was Leslie Nielsen in Airplane double slapping that one passenger!  That's when the mom kicked in.  We talked it out - I distracted and annoyed her all the way to Boston and then another quick flight home, for some reason she was much more relaxed for ( I know I am thinking it too- schitzo - like her mom), we were back to real life. But I have to say it was one of the best times and I look forward to our next trip when I am a grandma again!!

Weddings...trips...my son's engagement and upcoming wedding...my darling grandson and granddaughter....family ...friends who are family...shows and the show people ---those are the warm thought I want to hold onto in the cold of January.  But reality, like the cold, bites.  I lost my uncle right before Christmas- he was my mom's beloved brother.  Such a nice, kind , generous man...he called me JoJo and I loved that. We aren't a nickname type of family-so I thought it was so cool that he called me that even down to the last time I saw him on Thanksgiving! We brought the whole holiday to him since he was ailing and I orchestrated the whole dinner. It was stressful and organized chaos - but that's my life description- because it was wonderful.  I was a kid and a grown up that day. I brought the dinner to them and my family and their culinary contributions like the unwilling matriarch I have become.  But then he called me JoJo and I was seven years old!  I am glad that is my last memory of him.  He and my aunt never had grandchildren and I was more than happy to share my kids and their kids with him!! I think my mom would be proud that we took care of him 'til the end. Boom...just like that, I am a kid again.
This life of mine....it's a constant tennis match of young vs. old,  childlike decisions vs. adult sensibility,  diet vs. donuts.  My hatred of technology and my dependency on my often missing and uncharged phone.  My daily struggle of -when I'm home, I think of all the people out having fun (fomo as the damn kids call it) and when I'm getting ready to go out, all I want to do is stay home.  What is that ? Is it that I am never satisfied? I don't think that is it because I'm pretty low maintenance. Like bring me a coffee and I'm your friend FOR LIFE!!!!!
 I wonder if it is an age thing and that number that's lurking around the corner. I have my feet in both worlds I guess.  I roll my eyes at the high school kids and all their "anxiety" ( the new buzz word )  but then I anxiously try on a billion outfits before work at said high school.  I don't care what people think of me anymore but I would feel really bad if they thought me unkind.  I feel comfortable in a political conversation ( as long as you agree with me ) as I do about who my favorite Paw Patrol pup is ( as long as you agree with me ...and it's Marshall by the way.) I am a woman of two minds -I gladly gave up my carefree, no responsibility life when I became a  mom at 23 and never looked back.  But I will proudly wear my Minnie Mouse ears and a woman's march and look schizophrenically at the next big scary decade.
So as I look out at the beautiful tundra which is my front yard and think....it's fricken' hot in here.
Ahhh the joys of being a woman of that certain age....just sayin'.

Let’s Talk About Love

Hey everyone, remember me?  It’s been way too long since I have ( to borrow from Madonna) “expressed myself”!  I also borrowed the title of this blog from a line from, you guessed it, a musical – Godspell – one of my favorites.  There were many times in the past year since my last blog that I said – oh this would be a great topic – and then I mostly likely dozed off.  That seems to be happening a lot lately.   

I, in the last few months, have done the following: 

gave a shower- celebrated my son’s engagement- lost 19 pounds -threw a wedding - directed a show- enjoyed a weekend at the beach- gained about 7 pounds back-changed jobs (for the better) and saw a certain Mr. Bruce Springsteen …twice!   What does this all have in common you may ask- well, let’s talk about LOVE!!!

In all of these instances I have been surrounded by LOVE- and …” times being what they are” in this world where hate seems to be in the news and in the air…. Love will always win! Dammit!

My youngest daughter got married. She was not a Bridezilla at all- she knew what she wanted and it was pretty simple- good food, good drinks, good music and ALL of the friends and family around.  Looking back on her wedding and the tons of weddings I’ve been to in the past- that is really all that matters- oh and cake- not so much what it looks like and how many tiers there are –but the fact that there is cake!

There was so much love in that room it was extremely overwhelming.  The way their reception worked was there was a minimum amount that you had to spend- their amount…not the one I had in mind, but whatever.  Anyway, that system kind of enabled them to invite more people and adjust the menu accordingly.  So they were able to really invite ALL kinds of friends and still fulfill my need for shrimp cocktail and bacon wrapped scallops.  It’s all about love- love of the people that make your life meaningful and the seafood appetizers that bring meaning to your life.

In between the shower and the wedding- my son asked his girlfriend to marry him.  She is a doll that fits right in with our family and seeing him so happy makes my heart sing.    Her dad and I were good friends in high school and have always kind of kept in touch here and there.  When they started dating and started to get serious – it all made sense to me.  There are people in your life that are put there for all different reasons.  Now when we were getting in school suspended together for some crazy high school hijinks- I’m sure I wasn’t thinking that my son and his daughter would ultimately make us family.  I was thinking I hope this doesn’t go on my permanent record.  If someone told me back then what the future had in store -I would have probably thought– “hey cool – I’m gonna have a son...”  But what this all means is that we are going to experience yet another year of family, and food and music and yes …. love!

In between now and the upcoming nuptials – I will direct another show, but let me talk about the last summer adventure-  We did Seussical – the Musical!  It was adorable AND profitable which isn’t always the case in our little community theater.  Beside the amazing talents of my directorate and the crazy talented cast-  I was able to find a little part for the shinning stars of my life, my grandchildren.  You can call it nepotism, but really who else can play (and sing- on key) the young kangaroo and what can be cuter than a little curly headed almost 3year old as Horton’s little elephant bird.  I was so proud of them and couldn’t have loved them more when they were bowing for their curtain call. But I also was hoping that I was instilling my love and my family’s love of the theatre.  Now my grandson is very, very comfortable on the stage and at seven, has a resume longer than Nathan Lane and my little lovey granddaughter just got her first pair of tap shoes.  Here we go-the next generation- we are not the Barrymore’s but that doesn’t mean we don’t love the show biz!!  There is just something about the theater that brings so much joy and pleasure to my otherwise normal (?) life. Being a part of a production- from beginning to end is one of my favorite things… (I should just * star musical references).  I love the “putting it together” * the thrill of “another opening another show” * and the people* - especially the people!  But I get the same rush of excitement seeing show that I had nothing to do with- or hearing a familiar show song that I know the alto part to…thanks to Sirius radio – I have been late more than once because “Hamilton” came on or have been seen “Fosse-ing” to the “Cell Block Tango” in the Target parking lot.  But whether it’s hearing “Maria” from West Side Story or “For Forever” from Dear Evan Hansen (that line – “two friends on a perfect day”)--- I literally become those theater faces- laughing and crying!!   It is truly what I do /did for love * (that was a reach)

But speaking of Broadway- I was extremely fortunate enough to see Springsteen on Broadway. The tickets were impossible to get –but thank you to my fairygodsisterinlaw- I was able to take part in this once in a lifetime experience.  Being in that beautiful Walter Kerr Theatre- being in the midst of Broadway …the show posters and marquees- (we were never lost because of them- turn right at Book of Mormon.) I was totally overwhelmed from the get –go.  The show was incredible- I have only seen him in huge venues and with the E Street Band behind him.  He walked out on the empty stage graced with just a piano and a microphone and sang and told stories. His voice, his spectacular guitar playing was exemplified with the acoustic of that magnificent theater. He never sounded better.  He sang a song about his mom- I cried, he sang with his wife- I cried…the lady next to me who periodically handed me tissues, hugged and kissed me at the end of the show. Probably thinking – who is this emotional mess? But it was that kind of experience.   It was like being in church for me- he even said the Our Father- and yes, I cried.

 Okay so we kind of stalked him a little – a couple of teenagers in their fifties waited by the stage door and got a glimpse and a video of him waving at US!

Not everyone gets it- but this man has been a part of my life since before I met my husband at 19…. he has been the soundtrack of our life. I truly love this man- his politics, his words, his commitment.  I actually need to see him one more time to make it an even 20! So when I told my dad of my plans to fly to NYC to see Bruce, he actually rolled his eyes and said “again?” - and I said – Dad- He’s my Frank Sinatra- My dad now gets it- and  – I cried. 

Now people use the words love and hate so matter of factly- I have been trying not to use the word Hate so much- it’s an ugly word and has a new meaning in this stupid Trump era …and I heard somewhere you should use the word love when you are referring to something that can actually love you back- well I am WAAAAAYYYY too dramatic for that theory because I LOVE coffee and it loves me!!!

When I became “Gaga” my love levels went up- I can’t think of a love that is more intense and powerful than the love for your baby’s baby…. that being said here is a list of some of the other things I love

– in no particular order

Popcorn

Kittens

Fresh Sheets on your bed

The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Lamb Chops

Laughing with my Goombadi about the stupidest things that no one would ever understand

Shoes

Curtain Calls

Girlfriend ... your REAL girlfriends

Coffee with my sister

The first snow (and especially snow days)

Crosswords puzzles on my patio

New Crayons (anything color coordinated actually, in particular peanut M& M’s)

Puppy bellies

All you can eat Crab Legs - (honestly, all  you can eat anything)

Obscure references that people get (for example - real housewives- you know who you are)

Lilacs

Getting a text with stupid movie quote from my kids

The Beach

My ever growing Family

The items on this list are constantly increasing and changing (unfortunately so is my “me no likey” list). I believe the more love you put out into the universe- the positive- the giving people the benefit of the doubt- the more comes back to you.  When those two babies come running with sheer delight just to see me – I feel like maybe I’ve done something right in this life.  Although lately, my phrase du jour has been:” I hate people” - I have to change that up a bit- it’s kind of negative, right ? How about something like… “F***ING JERKS!!!” Short and sweet.  My closing thought to you all is stop the hating- and the complaining – use Facebook for pictures of food- pets and babies and not the bashing (unless I agree with you) and try to stop the judging- try the whole walk a mile in my heels thing, first …but I gotta admit – I love a good judge-fest – with coffee and peanut M&M’s color coordinated of course…. Now to borrow a page from Watch What Happens Live, the Andy Cohen show on Bravo – if we were playing the drinking game and the word was love- you would have had to drink 24 times- and obscure reference – I know- but like I said …I love those- oops…make it 25- just sayin’

Do Nice

Nice... I have been thinking about writing this blog for a long time. But for some reason I just could not get pen to paper or fingers the keyboard, I guess is more appropriate. Nice! Is it that hard to be nice? Sometimes it seems like it is! Here it is three months into the school year, about a month or so since the election, and a week before Christmas-  so you know that whole naughty/ nice thing!   I say "be nice " a lot around my grandchildren! My six year old grandson is super smart and super sensitive-so when his feisty two-year-old little sister does something that's not so nice , he gets very hurt . and We  say "she's just a baby - she doesn't get it" but when I look in those sparkly little eyes,  I know that she really does get it ... sometimes all too well !! So we say to her " Rory be nice to your brother!" There it is gain "Be Nice" . Then to watch them eventually get along does my heart good as it does when I watch my all too grown-up children get along so well.  They really like each other and enjoy each other's company and laugh a lot( mostly at my expense) I believe the most important thing is raising nice humans and I think I have. I'm excited for the days when my own kids can hear people tell them if they have such nice children.  It is ...for lack of a better word,really nice!!!
 So my professional and real world collide quite a bit! The school world and real world are different and I told a very snooty young teacher that  one time "You know ...is not the real world " -she looked at me with disdain and disgust and disbelief and I think ask to never work with me again because I haven't seen her since.  Anyway,  in  the class I work in  the kids' behaviors are (excuse the educational term) cuckoo for cocoa puffs and are not so nice to each other. Now  they're in a very specific classroom for very specific reasons. but I keep telling them please -please -please be nice to each other.   No matter what your condition, disorder, syndrome or flavor of the month problem is, there's no excuse to not be be nice.   I was telling them that their behavior was kind of like the candidates during the campaign. Now I wasn't planning on getting political here, and I don't care who you voted for  (that's not true.... I do care) it doesn't give you the right   to treat somebody differently because of their believes or their opinions . So when these kids started calling each other "Hitler" (a direct result of the campaign) I told them  that was it was so inappropriate and also I'd give them a hundred dollars if they told me who Hitler was ....blank. stares.  . Then they told me, it's always nasty- the campaigns are always nasty (because they live through maybe two of them?)  My response was that it really wasn't and it's a really sad state that our classroom/country is in !! Being in school mode I looked up the definition for nice and it is a resort city on the French Riviera!!! Good enough for me!!! Then I looked a little more and saw NICE -adjective-pleasant ,kind, compassionate and my favorite...delightful! What a  a great word! I'm going to use that word more in 2017 .These children's hygiene can be a bit more delightful and I have $ 4.28 in my checking account but that wedding will be  delightful come July !!!(much more about that later) C'mon we all know it...it's the Golden Rule, baby- treat others the way you want to be treated. It  seems to me people like to be cut off in traffic, be name called,  be excluded and be ridiculed for how they choose to live their life and their pursuits of happinesses. I noted one time that  I was afraid that our country was not going to be the country I want my grandchildren to grow up in and  I got hit with all kinds of comments and backhanded insults about the candidates etc. Holy Fuck!!! It's about the people, the country..the whole world and we  do. have to be nice to each other. When you walk mile in my high heels you'll find out why I do things the way I do and swear as much as I do, but don't judge me or anyone  until you know their story . We all have backstories, just read Facebook  they're vomitted all over the place there ...every last gory detail!  May I reminded you Facebook is great for keeping in touch ...seeing food and family pictures and especially  finding out certain things .... like what dog breed you are  (poodle – must be the hair ) Disney princess you are  (Ariel – not a part of your world )– cartoon character (Betty Boop ...well,  duh) and that I am 100% going to go to heaven(Hey -be NICE out there)  It seems that our technology has made us less communicative which is very ironic if you think about. The  advances in technology   make I it very easy to stay in touch ( text or Facebook , Facebook message and Instagram , Twitter- which I don't really still don't get) it  gives everybody a chance to check in and see how someone else is doing (stalking) That's all it is it takes and that goes a long way. In 2017 let's try to keep in touch with each other a little bit more and just see that everybody's doing OK  -it's the right, no, nice thing to do. I am starting another  one woman campaign  to be nicer every day...the other day I noticed another a staff member had lost a couple pounds and I told her!!!  Now I have been trying to lose some wedding poundage (13 so far ) although I am taking a break from calorie counting because of you know... cookies but someone mentioned that I looked  like I had lost weight and looked good!!! IT MADE MY DAY  and I grabbed another cookie!!! So when I told a little girl in the lunch room that I loved her haircut I hope it made her day too!!! So come on guys let's be nice ...we can do it ...a little goes a long way!   Let someone ahead of you in line,  pay a compliment,  pay for a coffee for the person behind you in the drive thru line  and DONT  POST IT on Facebook...(oooooooh  that's the real hard part)  so speaking of Facebook  I took another Facebook Quiz ...very confidently and almost cocky only to find out that I'm 75% naughty and only 25% nice ..hey....I'm working on it...just sayin-
Merry Merry Everything  and for goodness sake be nice!!!
Disclaimer: my computer crashed while mid blog -I said some not nice words and had to "write"  this on my phone -so excuse the errors in spacing,  punctuation etc -just be...well you get it😊

The Year of Living Hungrily

After the awesome, fun filled summer I had, the fall hit me with some pretty stark realities. One: my baby girl is getting married (Yay!!) and I need to lose some of that baby weight (Booo). Two: I am working in a new position at school.  So glutton for punishment (and food) that I am.  I accept the challenges – because I can do anything for one year…right?   Well, we are one month in and all I am losing is my sanity!!!

Our school decided that we really don’t need the Career Center that I was in charge of- because college and career readiness is not a priority apparently?  This decision was quickly overturned , I guess we do need a Career Center. So instead of putting me back,  they decided to break my job up and spread it around to different people who are not willing or able to do it. This whole time I was assured that it wasn’t personal, just cuts from the top.  Even my stellar evaluations, positive data/feedback and meeting after meeting could not sway their decision- and now, looking back it seems I am a casualty of an administrative pissing contest.  Unbelievable- the guy who had the last word has called me by the wrong name for two years- yeah- I have a lot of faith in his decision making.  So I was placed in a classroom with a pretty cool teacher (thank goodness) and rotating 8th and 9th graders with their own issues and need, most of which I am not equipped nor trained to handle.  All this while trying to lose 20 pounds. Now remember, my “go to” to handle stress at this point would be a lot of chocolate cakes….nope- now it’s ex…ex…exercise.

First off these kids, I was told, are not violent (they are) and have no academic issues (they do).  My day which used to consists of setting up college visits and finding scholarships and careers for students has been replaced with playing referee to kids telling each other to "shut the fuck up" and they believe they are all really “ser-we-ous game-ahs”. They live, breathe, eat, sleep video games ( I think I may have just figured out some of the problems )  and I don't know what the fuck they are talking about half the time. So I help these kids get through their day which includes the 8th grade lunch period which I lovingly refer to as Vietnam.  First off- some genius in high places thought it would be a great idea to move the 8th graders to high school and slap them with expectations that are way beyond their maturity levels because they are 8TH GRADERS!!!!! These little numskulls are given a longer lunch period than they need and it is insanity.  They eat in 4 seconds and spend the rest of the 41 minutes awkwardly flirting (chasing and hitting) , screeching to the people sitting at the same table and bottle flip- what is up what that fad. Toss a bottle in the air and have it land right side up. It has since been banned by one of the principal- although it was super annoying- it kept them in their seats. Another fabulous decision.  They throw out enough food to feed a small nation.  Here I am dieting-  “are you really throwing all that food out- it’s a perfectly good school cafeteria spaghetti. (how's that for an oxymoron). I remember eating a ice cream scoop clump of white rice with brown gravy and a milk shake(633 calories) everyday of high school -Good Lord! I’m so freaking hungry! So don’t think about food- watch these little mini dramas that is our 8th grade lunch.  There is this table of little boys (12/13 year olds) and these two little skanks- I mean gals that sit with them.  These two could have been plucked out of my jr high years. Same look, same attitude and those boys don’t know what hit them- well it’s the one little ring leader-that did hit the kid- right in nuts- what a little skank!! You just wonder what kind of home these kids are from- I wonder what their parents would say. I wonder what their having for dinner...My thoughts switch to my delicious apple (medium sized 95 calories) and hope that Karma nabs the mother fuckers responsible for my new gig!!

Through this fresh hell- I am dieting- counting calories,  walking and planking my way into this gorgeous  black dress that I want to look fabulous in  9 months from now. I also will hopefully keep some of the healthy habits  I am faking my way through.  I think I have made it abundantly clear that I am not a Gym Girl-  I will lift  detergent bottles ( the economy sizers) and do my daily 2 minute plank (yeah baby 2 minutes) before setting foot in the gym. I do find in this new position I walk A LOT, at least a mile a day. I check up on my adorable little charges in their elective classes to make sure they aren’t killing each other or any of the faculty. A staff member was shoved – but it wasn’t on my watch.  So I walk – I sometimes take the long way or an extra flight of stairs, just to get my steps in and then return to home base to find what ever catastrophe awaits. Now the 9th graders aren't too bad- (oh boy, I hope I didn't just curse myself)  But those 8th graders...Every day it is someone’s turn to go batshit crazy, One day it’s the kid who proudly told us that he doesn’t really shower or bathe (no shit stinky) and I got news for you he isn’t brushing his teeth on a regular basis either.  Ga -ross! Then we have Lee Harvey Oswald Jr (not his real  name for those new to my blog) . This sociopath will do some thing so inappropriate and then do that stupid Dabbing thing…who the shit made that up?  Some idiot who makes way too much money does this dumb pose and now every eighth grader feels compelled to dab—they think they look so cool and they look ssoooooooooooo ridiculous. I hope  your happy Jason Derulo .  One of my new "lunch friends" told that's who's responsible as he was throwing a half eaten Nachos Grande (700 calories)

Now after school most days I go to pick up my grandson from first grade and give him and his sister dinner.  I have my 6th glass of water while I watch him pick at mac and cheese (350 calories) – I don’t have to worry about my little baby girl though. She has inherited my love for food  MMMMMM and my obsession with SHOOOOEEESSS.  Thank God for those two. They bring sunshine to my other wise shitty days . As does the process and excitement of planning this wonderful wedding which I am planking and counting and drinking water for.  I have so much love and light in my life that a stupid job can ruin it …I mean, they are just kids- right?   What was that? OH ...now you want me to train the people that you gave my job away to? Do you want me to rub the salt in my own wound or would you like to?  You would rather me try to show the ( so far three) people how to do a job that I was never really trained in. Mind you, these people DO NOT want the extra work and we are all apologizing to each other for this mess that we didn't make! Wouldn't it make more sense....
Seriously my days can’t get any stupider- but I think I am – just by the word stupider.  Deep breaths – it’s Thursday- Popcorn Day (air popped- 31 calories per cup) and tomorrow Pay Day Friday and all will be right with the world. Until Monday- make that Tuesday- This Monday is my new favorite holiday in the world COLUMBUS DAY-!!!! See ya in three whole days nit wits!! I think I will celebrate with a shot of Jack Daniels ( 65 calories) and a couple pizza logs (200 calories)s .  Did you think I was going to have a Salad with Oil and Vinegar and a whole wheat Pita (333 calories)? You do the math- I bet even my  8th graders could figure that out- just sayin’

A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes.....

When I was trying to think of a title for the blog accounting our family vacation to the happiest place on earth ...I decided on a song lyric ..... a magical one to boot.  Let me explain and please know although being a lifelong Disney fan...I did not drink the Mouse-Ade...I admit to getting a bit teary eyed when I saw Cinderellas castle and I wore mouse ears and shirts with Mickey, horribly distorted by my Bobbitt Bobbitt Boobs! But I guarantee you...I get it....it's a real cool place, but something happens to people when they step office that monorail! More about that later!
The dream or wish referred to in the title is the one where I go to Disney with my little family!  Back about 25+ years ago when my oldest started school, my little bubble of normalcy burst...EVERYONE went to Disney!! They went on break...they went on non breaks, pulling their kids out of school...they went three/four times a year!! What the fuck???  How is everyone affording these trips???  I mean, we just had our third child and I was babysitting other kids from my home and my husband's job in the printing business was already starting to feel the effect of the digital future...so what gives???
Whatever...we took our kids to the ocean...rented cottages, saw broadway shows and yes, we even summered with friends/family in the Hamptons (it was only a couple days but it was in the summer!!). We were more than okay with that...after a while, we prided ourselves on the fact that we didn't become THOSE people. But alas, the thought of Dumbo's mom cuddling baby Dumbo with her trunk( hang on...I need a moment...that scene gets me everytime) I mean  she was chained up and still put her needs last...she was a good mom despite whatever those other jealous elephant moms thought.... was I as good a mom as Dumbo's mom ????   Um...ANYway...I'm trying to say we vacstioned the best way we could and as years went on....summer musicals took up the bulk of our summers and sports, the rest. This year was no different... after our very successful and awesome production of Footloose...(the show which I didn't want to really do but turned out to be my favorite and the one where we all felt..."hey we are pretty good at this") we took off...literally.  Now I am not a great flyer....I used to have to get all "Judy Garland-ed" up (that's an outdated reference but who would it be now ... Lindsay Lohan ? ....at least Judy was sort of classy about her addictions)  Not this time...this  I did it sober AND I got a few ideas Mr. Big Ol Jet Airliners. FIRST..Lower your damn  prices and maybe offer for some complimentary deodorant along with those funky blue potato chips (I get it...JetBLUE) Also...the rule should be if you don't have stuff in the overhead bins....you get to go first... This way all you overhead bin users can fight it out with out us and spare us the hunched over wait. (I noticed others hunched....I stand up with no problem in that little seat compartment!!). Unless of course you have a kid or two with you....then you go before everyone! I wasn't traveling with my babies,  but I have and people are rude and ridiculous when traveling  (see a blog about 6 years ago when Cooper and I went to NY by train....same shit...different transport)  Relax everyone, except  for the young girl who was afraid she was going to miss her flight because of a delay...I hear you talking, you're all going on vacation like me...so chill. I was super anxious and claustrophobic....plus I flew over the east coast with a full bladder....C'mon folk...."Look around look around ...how lucky we are to be alive right now" Yeah so, I listened to Hamilton the whole time.... Actually that lyric could've been my blog title.  At one point during the week..I did just that ....I looked around!  I saw my whole little family all grown up with lives and dreams of their own all together, celebrating the engagement of my baby girl (many blogs to come on that subject)Amazing.... I got to see Disney through the eyes of not just my children, but my grandchildren...how lucky I am to be alive right now!  We have had a few scary, sad, cancer and surgery filled years. ("No matter how your heart is grieving.... if you keep on believing...) I don't say I earned it, people go through TONS more than us... but I can say it was  that much sweeter because of it all.  My Goombadi told me "I was a very rich woman"....I do believe that's true.(save the $100+ spent on family mouse ears. C'mon...the bride and groom ones though) You know I have always felt rich..."lucky" (if you are Lin-Manuel Miranda) "blessed" ( if you area hashtagger on social media) or just plain fortunate!!!  Sure, I slip up now and then, mostly because of work shit..which is shit right now...but I don't need to find ZuZus pedals ala George Bailey (Merry Christmas Bedford Falls) to realize it.
So we made it to Disney....Final!y....and I got a few ideas about that too....how about some complimenatery phone charging stations...and that deodarant thing again!! . Oh my goodness the lines ....the waits.....the horror....it wasn't even that crowded I was told...being the middle of August.-but holy shit!!! How about tthe whole fast pass thing...my husband could not grasp the concept of it until I said it's like when you call ahead at Red Lobster.  Ahhhh !!! It was like Tinker Bell  hit his head with her magic wand!  Actually, we really never waited for more than 45 minutes which is a life time to a six and almost two year old and I have to admit that when we did get a fastpass...I was all "Suck it Losers". Also, what's with all  the scooters...I walked my 56 year old fat ass around the Magic Kingdom and Epcot where I also drank my weight in beers from around the world (plus a shot of limoncello from my homeland of Italy) I must say,too  if you are with child in a wheelchair...automatic fastpass...unless you are paying people with disabilities to get your healthy self through, which I heard is sometimes done...then you can take the fastpass straight to hell with Creuella DeVil, Captain Hook and all the other villians.   Finally....get your own Disney GPS system...because the regular one doesn't work in your parks Walt....I mean you have a "world" & a "land" you egomaniacal, rumored Nazi sympathizer....sorry, sorry. Hakuna Matata everyone....But we were lost and recalculated and u-turned enough to make us late for breakfasdt with Chef Fucking Mickey... Our poor GPS girl! (not what I was calling her during our driving debacle.. It was "c u next toodles"...for you Mickey Mouse clubhouse fans). We are driving though Georgia and she is still trying to get us to West Buena Vista Drive ! "I can still get you there guys...honest...just one more turn...guys???" But she got us to Charleston's to stay at my aunt and uncle's place for the relaxation part if our vacation!!  Now we are back and  we will be planning a wedding and you are all welcomed to come along on that journey!!! That brings us back full circle to my blog title...to see your children's dream come true is almost too much for this old girl's heart to handle. You see, I always felt my career was motherhood ...sorry Hillary... I support you to the end, but I was never that ambitious. But I wanted to raise the kind of people that let people ahead of them in Disney crazed lines. They do good and meaningful things on a daily basis! I couldn't be prouder of them. When all the chicks are back in their nests (which are all pretty close to then hen house)we will go on to our lives and hi ho hi ho...back to work we go (ugh..in my case, my job has been messed with yet again....retirement I hear you a callin') until the next adventure that is....We will all move on to have other dreams and wishes....but for me, a dream came true... it took few years but... Zipadee do dah Zipadee ay..everybody paid their own way....just sayin'

MJust Sayin: An Unfinished Life

MJust Sayin: An Unfinished Life: I have been thinking about life lately.  Maybe because eveyone's lives are shared so openly on Facebook and the like-mine included. I me...

An Unfinished Life

I have been thinking about life lately.  Maybe because eveyone's lives are shared so openly on Facebook and the like-mine included. I mean it was just my birthday month and all. I have been thinking how some people have horrible lives- because of circumstance or because of their own doing.  Some people seem to have charmed lives...never a blip or a bump- and SEEM is the key word there. If you look at social media it ranges from look at me on vacation... again to oh woe is me-there's a lot of "Eeyores" out there- whatever the case... everyone is eating delicious looking food !!!

It's been a year since I lost my mom.  Maybe that's what got me thinking- a year-like life, has a beginning - middle and end. Last year at this time (the beginning) I was wondering how I was going to maneuver through this year..."the year of firsts".  I was a little anxious to say the least.  Once the year progressed (the middle), it was okay- there were ups and downs-sadness that came out of no where and joy when I felt that she was all around us (butterflies sightings, certain songs and happy coincidence). Then when it neared the anniversary-panic set in.  I think because I didn't know what to expect (the end).  But it was all fine.  We made through the year of firsts -Everyone tell me it gets easier but I don't see it getting easier- but I think it becomes part of your everyday- your new normal. That is just my take on it and it's my blog so shut up.

All too recently -there have been too many wakes in my little world. The last few have been super sad- punched in the gut sad. The latest one was a young  guy- friend of my daughter's and ours-It was drugs, I hear.  So hard to process sad .  We went to the wake and there were the obligatory poster boards of pictures. Now when we were preparing for my mom's wake- we had boxes of her photos- from black and whites-to amber colored  1970's Polaroids to computer generated prints from people's phones.   Technologically- Beginning Middle End.

 I looked at this poor boy's posters and thought- beginning...only beginning.  This is an unfinished life.  

I have been to too many young wakes this year....very young - like kid young - to my age young- unfinished lives.  Some more unfinished than others.  Some lives are taken due to illness-mental/physical-some due to accidents- always unanswered and confusing- I don't know.  That's just it, I guess you don't know.  You can't sit around a worry about it, unless you are Sicilian- then it comes with the territory.   I told someone that being Sicilian is a part time job.  The worry- the food obsessions- the death obsession...the hard gestures- it's all very time consuming. 

In my many thoughts about  the end...I have a few things that I want to put out there- 

Cremated- I want to be cremated. I don't need a bunch of people judging me and how I look in that coffin- and I certainly don't want to go through eternity wearing a freaking  bra- fuck that- cremate me sprinkle my ashes in the ocean as close to Asbury Park as possible- or right on Bruce Springsteen's front lawn- oh hel,l sprinkle me right on Bruce Springsteen!

Open Bar- Is it wrong to have an open bar at a wake- I think it would ease the tension and relax everyone-Maybe even a signature cocktail- a Gaga Colada or something-  I bet more people would come too!  Which leads me to my next requests

Separate Cars-  I saw a funeral procession the other day and it was the hearse- and then like four cars- No Way!!! - I want the people waiting at a green light at an intersection to say "Wow -Who the hell died??? Must have been pretty popular!"

Music- We played Frank Sinatra at my mom's wake at her request- I guess I would go with the obvious Springsteen choice- (how funny to hear  Rosalita in the middle of a wake)- but I think I would needs some show!  tunes!  people!!!!  Specific show tunes;

For Good - from Wicked (of course)

Memory- from Cats (obviously)

So Long, Dearie from Hello Dolly

One Day More- from Les Miz

Good Bye Old Girl- from Damn Yankees

Don't Rain on My Parade (funeral procession) -from Funny Girl

Last Night of the World - from Miss Saigon

The Party's Over- from The Bells are Ringing

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life -from Spamalot

So Long, Farewell- from Sound of Music

Dance 10 Looks 3- from Chorus Line ( you musical nerds will know why)

And I am Telling You- I'm Not Going -from Dreamgirls

To name a few....

I'm not being disrespectful- those who know me and have been reading my thoughts theses past years know it's all about the sense of humor- how do you get by with out it?   I do know that death and dying and illness is no laughing matter- when my precious granddaughter was in surgery-nothing was was funny,  I would look at other people and think - what are you smiling about? - until she was out of surgery & out of the hospital ...and everything was worth smiling about.  Even more so because the outcome could have been so different and now she smiles more that anyone I know. These days, she is the source of most of my smiles and laughter- along with her brother- the loves of my life!

So my advice to you is, if you can- find the loves of your life- whether it person, place or thing. Hang on to it and enjoy life!  You just don't know when your ending will be.  So be kind to people- be kind to yourself.  

I like to think I will look back and say, I'm really glad I did  _______ !(fill in the blank with something that seemed really stupid at the time) For example:  When I payed way too much to see the aforementioned Bruce Springsteen twice in three days-Once should have been enough (yeah right- I'm on concert #17) .So I went to that second show- I didn't know that I would get the chance to see him close up after that show as he was leaving the arena.  By close up- I mean rushing his car like an teenager obsessed  to the sound of the police saying "you need to move back... Please ma'am stay on the side walk" ...Ma'am???- aren't I 18 years old...and.the answer to that came the next day -um  "NO"- my ass was tiiii-red, but I will never regret that night. There are so many other unregrettable things and hopefully many things to come! So as the old show tune says "forget regret- or life is yours to miss".  No Day But Today, baby.  So say yes to that invite- even if you are on the couch, all comfy. Even I am thinking of changing my Bra Off Policy- ( once I've "released the hounds' there's no going out) There are a precious few of you that I have revoked the policy for- but not many!!!  I think I will re- think things and put that baby back and go out if the opportunity arises.  Especially because the Ol' DD have been coming off earlier and earlier these day. Finish your life each day- make each day count- even if it is a little thing that made you happy or even better- someone else happy.  Make that goal -fill your life with good- Good People- Good Food - Good Times!!!  I have never been a Bucket List person unless that bucket is full of delicious KFC- but I do get it!  I am sort of opposite- I kind of do things and add it to my list- kind of a FUCK-IT List.  I can't afford this- I really shouldn't ....Fuck It- I did it...and I didn't get arrested  ...just sayin'